1. Held hands on the lakefill?
2. Been on a study date?
3. Been in a situationship?
4. Danced without leaving room for Morty?
5. Run from the campus police?
6. Shared a dorm shower?
7. Urinated in the lakefill bushes?
8. Didn’t read the book from One Book One Northwestern?
9. Unsubscribed from the One Book listserv?
10. Became a campus brand ambassador?
11. Tried and failed to make your own start-up company?
12. Signed up for an NU matchmaking service?
13. Went on a date with someone you met through an NU matchmaking service?
14. Went on a date with someone your roommate met through an NU matchmaking service?
15. Opened a boba tea place in Evanston?
16. Had a Kresge sleepover?
17. Did Kresgeoke? (Karaoke in Kresge)
18. Didn’t participate in a cheer at a football game?
19. Yikked a yak about yourself?
20. Gotten drunk with your RA?
21. Done Schedule II drugs with your PA?
22. Revealed your deeply personal trauma on a TND survey?
23. Had a wet dream about the guy who sells posters at Norris?
24. Gotten a boner (or girl boner) from the sound of a skateboard rolling down the lakefill?
25. Brought someone to the Shakespeare Garden and told them it was your “secret place”?
26. Pretended to laugh at something on your phone while walking down Sheridan to seem interesting?
27. Forced a roommate to record your self-tape audition?
28. Gone onto the Northwestern subreddit?
29. Posted in the Northwestern subreddit?
30. Watched porn instead of doing homework?
31. Masturbated while your roommate was in the room?
32. Masturbated your roommate while your parents were in the room?
33. Used your Wildcat Welcome shirt as a cum towel?
34. Made eye contact with your professor during lecture and felt butterflies in your stomach and vagina?
35. Had an orgasm due to someone else’s intellectual manifesto?
36. Had an orgasm due to your own intellectual manifesto?
37. Had an orgasm on a scooter?
38. Had sexual intercourse with someone from the opposite campus?
39. Had sexual intercourse an athlete just to get into the secret athlete dining hall?
40. Had sexual intercourse with a professor for a better grade?
41. Had sexual intercourse with a professor so that they would give someone else a worse grade?
42. Had sexual intercourse with a member of A&O just for tickets to an event?
43. Had sexual intercourse in the Dance Marathon tent?
44. Had sexual intercourse in a hammock on the lakefill?
45. Had sexual intercourse in the Mudd showers?
46. Had sexual intercourse on the Frostbite shuttle?
47. Engaged in sexually explicit video chat activity from the bathroom in Todoroki?
48. Hand stuff at the Lincoln glory hole?
49. Mouth stuff at the Lincoln glory hole?
50. Feet/armpit stuff at the Lincoln glory hole?
51. Been nut in at Lutkin?
52. Licked c*nt in Lunt?
53. Slobbed some knob in Bobb?
54. Been spanked in SPAC?
55. Gotten a handy in Shanley?
56. Been fisted in Fisk?
57. Gotten the squirts in Wirtz?
58. Performed a Dick-Breaker in Pick-Staiger?
59. Bought weed from an ETHS skater?
60. Bought cocaine from an ETHS goth?
61. Bought ketamine from an ETHS gym teacher?
62. Been high in Tech?
63. Taken a final while under the influence of drugs?
64. Started barking at your friend who was on shrooms to freak them out?
65. Sold $15 pot brownies at a fundraiser but they were actually just normal brownies?
66. Invited people to come see a Zoom play?
67. Invited people to come see a Zoom play on Dillo Day?
68. Invited people to an a capella show that they have to pay money to go to?
69. Invited people to an improv show, regardless of if it cost money or not?
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71. Gotten STD tested after a study session?
72. Paid or been paid for a sexual act with dining dollars?
73. Paid or been paid for a sexual act with a meal exchange?
74. Tried to summon the ghost of Annie May Swift?
75. Taken the free condoms at Norris or Searle?
76. Regretted using the free condoms from Norris or Searle?
77. Stolen 4,500 covid tests?
78. Stole a Canada Goose jacket from Reza’s?
79. Referred to people who live in Plex as “statistics”?
80. Told the Mod cashier you were paying with meal exchange even though you got the cheesy garlic bread which technically isn’t eligible for a meal exchange?
81. Stolen ice cream from the Norris market as a form of protest?
82. Pushed a blue light button just to see what would happen?
83. Stolen a fire extinguisher from Tech because, let’s face it, they have too many?
84. Made fun of someone who was in a long distance relationship with someone from their high school?
85. Caved in to the loneliness and got back together with an ex from high school?
86. Gotten into a physical altercation with a goose?
87. Gotten into a physical altercation with two or more geese at once?
88. Have a Chicago flag in your dorm/apartment?
89. Painted over the rock when it was actually promoting something important because you needed people to know about your stupid club?
90. Had sexual intercourse with the Rock?
91. Been filmed during sexual intercourse by the Rock Cam?
92. Had or given “purple balls”?
93. Threw yourself in front of a car on Sheridan to get a payout?
94. Committed vehicular manslaughter on Sheridan?
95. Explored the underground steam tunnels?
96. Found a skull in the underground steam tunnels?
97. Fucked a skull in the underground steam tunnels?
98. Pressed your ass up against the glass at the Kellogg Global Hub?
99. Said you would go skinny-dipping in the lake until you realized just how cold it is?
100. Engaged in bestiality with Willie?

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